[Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]. "You're a lousy kindergarten teacher", likethat.mp3 Bob Barker: Shooter McGavin: Where were you on that one, dipshit? Happy Gilmore: Mr. Larson: Bob Barker: This guy sucks! I realize that the commercial was . Early on, they considered obtaining the PGA or USGA license, but passed due to the high costs and likelihood of the script being rejected by both. However, he did play a golf pro in Tin Cup (1996). [to the golfers at a golfing range] Reply . Happy Gilmore: Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. Scared of being a nobody. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. Well I got his HEAD! I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Kevin Nealon: Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow,working it. 4. ", hg-clown.wav $7.95 delivery Jan 30 - Feb 2 . Happy Gilmore. Time to go home,there, ball. Grandma: [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: Shooter McGavin: : I have to take the house too. [laughs] "Shooter: You're in for it now, Gilmore. This is a reference to The Masters, one of the four major tournaments of the PGA tour (the others being the U.S. Open, the Open Championship, and the PGA Championship) where the winner gets a green jacket. | From $19.84. Are you too good for your home? Happy: Yeah, it is about time. Happy Gilmore: We have to take the house and if you can't get the money together in 90 days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. You're pretty sick, Chubbs. Let's play some golf. Happy Gilmore: Chubbs: : Virginia: At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob, Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again, Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again, turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time, to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball, apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter, Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street, Happy hits the ball in the same direction, Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off, to Virginia while on the golf course after being tricked by Shooter, Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it, while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage, irritated, the audience is getting wild because they're cheering for Happy, while driving, pours leftover subway food on her, after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker, scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway, Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth, in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. BobBarker.wav(26K) I don't consider that entertainment. Well great nice to meet ya man. Both Julie Bowen(who plays Adam Sandler's love interest in this movie) and Richard Kiel were both in Tangled (2010) and Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (2017-2019). I'm just a Doctor. [Angrily, with teeth clenched] Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore The Price Is Wrong Crew Socks For Men Women Holidays Christmas Birthdays, Multicolor, 10-13 (Unisex Socks) 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. Because you're black? [while skating towards her] Shooter McGavin: [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player. "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. : [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Feel the flow, Happy. Jerry Thornton 7/15/2020 5:53 AM. Although the commercial itself is a very funny part, it was just very ridiculous and over the top to have an actual Subway commercial within the movie. Mover: Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. Happy: Hey, ah..a..ah, what are you doin' out here, you wanna get some food? [Happy hits a bad shot] Happy: Well, I'm outta here! Happy Gilmore: Happy learned how to putt! Happy Gilmore: I am a good player. [to Happy] Mr. Larson is described as "Frankenstein" at one point. Chubbs: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! Where are you taking all her stuff? Happy Gilmore: [in a bar] Happy: Damn it! Happy: OH YEAH! Any other font you want can be used if you first install it on your device and then type in the font name on Imgflip. Later in the film Chris McDonald's character is seen with padding in his pants as he walks away. By Aymanalabsi. Damned alligator BIT my hand off! Happy Gilmore: Nursing Home Orderly TV-14 1 hr 29 min | 1996. Assistant Coach: Happy Gilmore : Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. Or I will PUT you to sleep. Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! Let's go home. Who the hell is Happy Gilmore? Happy Gilmore (clown laughter) "I hate that clown." Doug, look, my grandmother's house got repossessed. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. Mister! [Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. You gotta rise above it. Well I'm NOT DOUG! No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. We have to take the house. Adam Sandler's favorite role and movie of his own. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. Happy Gilmore Are you 1. Bob Barker: [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] [to Chubbs] You're in big trouble though, pal. I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time. I don't hate you. [Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players]. Dammit! Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" [to Grandma] Happy Gilmore "Oh, I'm just um looking for the other half of this bottle and I oh there's some of itthere's some it it there too. Comedy, Sports and Fitness. | Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. Yeah. MyWorld.wav(69K) Happy Gilmore (4/9) Movie CLIP - The Waterbury Open (1996) HD. Happy Gilmore: "Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. IRS Agent: What are you doing Happy? [to the IRS Agent] 37 What actor plays the male nurse at Happy's . Happy Gilmore: Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. You're very good looking. Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald went on to later appear in Dirty Work (1998), with McDonald also playing the antagonist in that film. HA on the one cheek, and sure enough PPY on the other. Happy Gilmore: Who are you waving at, Happy? $27.33. I don't hate you. : See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. From $20.17. Flaherty had a recurring role on that sitcom as the priest, Father McAndrew. Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. Answer me!! Get out. 1. Happy Gilmore: And Grizzly Adams had a beard. Happy Gilmore: Hey, put that stuff down! [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] Now's not the time. Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. Nevertheless, Happy Gilmore has been the best spokesman Subway has ever had, owing to . Shooter McGavin: 5. You will not make this putt you jackass! Happy Gilmore: happygilmore Dad Hat. I eat three every day to keep me strong. [while on an ice rink] Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. This film was rewritten by Judd Apatow, which went uncredited. Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore "Alright, YEAH.." (clapping), hg-bleep.wav IRS Agent: Beat him on the course. Happy Gilmore: : Happy Gilmore: Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Virginia: I think you've had enough. IRS Agent: It helps put me to sleep. This guy sucks! What? Shooter's gonna choke! [to Happy] Virginia: Oh, no, thanks. [to Chubbs] Virginia: [points at him] They debated for a while until Sandler convinced MacDonald that Shooter was afraid of Happy's violent temper. There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. Yeah you like that? tournament down in Florida. But he's a disgrace to the game! Happy Gilmore - Waterbury Open Badge Design Essential T-Shirt. Happy Gilmore "alot of censored swearing", bottle.mp3 I wasn't really the greatest skater though. Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. Happy Gilmore: Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS two hundred and seventy thousand dollars in back taxes. Happy Gilmore: You hate me don't you? Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. I didn't think so", "If you beat him up tonight, I've got to get up in the morning and explain to the papers", "Circluar, circle, with the music, the flow. I am good. Grandma? Number 18, is that Gilmore again? Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard. Here, eat that and leave us alone! [after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed] That's two thus far, Shooter. Backfire.wav(141K) "Yeah!! They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. Golf's no different from Hockey. Yeah. You know what's driving *me* crazy? Mr. Larson: Grandma Till the night closes in Taparoo.wav(79K) Web. That house is like four hundred yards away. Chubbs: Bob Barker: HOME?! This is golf. : Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. Oh yeah. What? Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". Just tap it in. Nick Faldo is mentioned, but never seen on-screen. Jackass! Feel it. The Happy Gilmore audience mainly included males in their early teens to mid-twenties. Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Grandma : [watching Happy's Subway commercial] It makes me hungry. 35 What brand of golf ball does Happy Gilmore use on the 18th whole at the Waterbury Open. Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Oh, man. When Happy arrives at the Waterbury Open, he notices a white limousine pulling up behind him and says "Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something." Don't push me, Bob! Oh, I hope he *wins*. 36 In his Subway commercial, how many Subway sandwiches does Happy say he eats a day? You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL you jackass! [intentionally antagonizing Happy] "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass!". Donald: To help promote the movie, Adam Sandler made a cameo appearance on The Price Is Right (1972), The Price Is Right: Episode #24.98 (1996) during the "Showcase Showdown". hg-jackass.wav Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. The flow all good things. You can't just take her stuff. You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! Virginia: google_ad_height = 90; Mover Happy! That's what I call a hole-in-one. $59.99 $ 59. Happy Gilmore, come on down! Felling the flow. [to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy], Happy Gilmore: Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. (Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball). | "Oh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle..". This is a biggie, time's ticking. 2. I got my hand back, see? Happy Gilmore: Block. Happy Gilmore: I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name It also is featured in Man on the Moon (1999). [shouting at the spectators] It's circular. Happy Gilmore: It's circular. Happy did a commercial for Subway while he was suspended from the PGA for a month. Bowen played the brief target of Nealon's character Doug's affections. All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. PriceIsWrong.wav(25K) Riding a bull? Jack Ass! 2. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] And you have to I gotta make some money. When his . ay.mp3 AllOver.wav(227K) [Happy singing] Let's go home. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. [Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs] Carl Weathers (Chubbs) was a professional football player before becoming an actor. You could get her a really nice condo. Hey! Both Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson) and Frances Bay (Grandma Gilmore) would later star together in Inspector Gadget (1999). Aside from his football career, Marshawn is known to grace television screens in various cameos. [Happy punches spectator], LongDrive.wav(72K) Reply . It ain't over, McGavin. Bob Barker: With the music. Get off of me! Hey, put that stuff down! Energy. Gary Potter: Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. In one scene it's a fence, in another it's another actor. Gilmore's "bull dance", where he gallops down the fairway while miming riding his driver, was famously reprised by PGA Tour golfer Boo Weekley during his 2008 Ryder Cup singles match playing for Team USA against England's Oliver Wilson playing for Team Europe at Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville. Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. Joe Flaherty (I) as Jeering Fan "You suck, ya jackass. Chubbs: Company Credits God, kid! It helps me go to sleep. Chubbs: But she's an old lady. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Julie Bowen didn't have the highest of expectations when she joined the cast of Happy Gilmore, the follow-up to Adam Sandler 's 1995 breakout Billy Madison that was released 25 years ago today . $25.69. LEAVE ME ALONE! 1 2 . My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Orderly (Ben Stiller): Check out the name tag. Happy Gilmore: There are plenty of memorable Happy Gilmore movie quotes that people still . Alright, good luck, buddy. It's all in the hips. =D Circular. Sandler then re-wrote the role for Bob Barker who agreed to appear in the film. Happy: I AM GOOD! Well, the board thinks that might be a little extreme, considering that our ratings today were the highest that we've ever had. Happy Gilmore: About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . HAPPY GILMORE My name is Happy Gilmore. A wannabe hockey player discovers he may have a talent for a different sport: golf. Happy are you okay? too good for your home? You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. breakfast! ", hg-what.wav Clothing. Announcer: Happy: Step right up folks. All right, maybe we should get back inside. Oh, she got hit by a car. I would have. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last. This works for Subway as their website states their target market . Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? He hates me.